Yogi Berra: Best Ever Sayings
If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
Nobody goes there anymore. It’s too crowded.
Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical.
If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.
You can observe a lot by just watching.
It ain’t over till it’s over.
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
I never said most of the things I said.
Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.
The future ain’t what it used to be.
It gets late early out there.
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.
It’s like deja-vu, all over again.
Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
There are some people who, if they don’t already know, you can’t tell ‘em.
I wish I had an answer to that because I’m tired of answering that question.
We have deep depth.
You should always go to other people’s funerals; otherwise, they won’t come to yours.
He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s amphibious.
It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
We made too many wrong mistakes.
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.
I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
If people don’t want to come to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?
I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
It’s pretty far, but it doesn’t seem like it.